【School Life, Everyday Comedy, Rebirth of Spiritual Energy, Non-Human, Funny, Bamboo Fights】 Upon opening his eyes, Qin Ke found himself in a parallel world where spiritual energy was revived! The moment he arrived, he bumped into a bully who was looking for trouble, asking him if he knew how to write the word 'death'! Unfazed, he opened the dictionary and showed him how it's written! "Recite it together with me, si,the 'death' in death! The antonym is 'alive', the 'alive' in alive!" The system demanded him to stop being a human so, wouldn't it be great to let everything loose and have a riotous time! Bystander A: "Officer, I need to report a crime. I'm a fortuneteller, and there was this person who came yesterday and asked me to predict whether he would get beaten up today! Now, he came again, asking me the same question. Please, come and save me ASAP!" Bystander B: "What has the world come to! I made a bet with him – the loser gets two big slaps in the face. But when he won, he really gave me two big slaps! I accused him of cheating, but he said there was no rule against it and gave me another big slap! Woe is me...!" This novel is also titled: "The troublemaker is back, everyone run!" "Please, just be a Human Being!" "I have a plank, isn't it reasonable to deal billions of points of damage?" "This person is great, what a pity he has a mouth!" ... go on, if you don't laugh – hit me!!
"Last night at ten, there were three drunken men bullying a woman at the night market in the south of the city, but luckily, our classmate Li Ming appeared in time and subdued those three thugs..."
"Subdued? Where, where?"
Qin Ke, who had been napping in the back row, lifted his head alertly.
All eyes in the classroom turned towards him.
The next moment, many people burst out laughing.
The bald homeroom teacher standing on the podium, Zhao Dezhu, had a grim expression.
Like he wanted to kill someone...
"Qin Ke, stand up!"
"Quiet, everyone stop laughing!!"
"Qin Ke, repeat what I just said!"
Qin Ke scratched his head, looked at the classmates beside him, then at Zhao Dezhu.
He tentatively said, "Quiet, everyone stop laughing?"
"God! Shut your goddamned laughing up!"
Zhao Dezhu roared, slapping his hand on the lectern!
Everyone in the class was left with their mouths hanging open by Qin Ke's words.
"I can't stop laughing, that's so you, Qin Ke!"
"Is this guy a clown hired by a monkey?"
"Respect to my bro Ke, harsh yet witty!"
...
"Is there a mistake, isn't that what he just said?"
Qin Ke was confused, mumbling to himself.
"Sleep, sleep, all you know is sleep, even daring to sleep during my class! Do you think this is your home?"
As soon as Zhao Dezhu's words fell, a sudden voice rose.
"Hehehe...mine is bigger than yours..."
Zhao Dezhu's face turned black instantly.
If looks could kill.
Qin Ke's desk mate Wang Zhijie would have been shredded by this sharp gaze!
"What the hell did he dream about?"
Qin Ke was shocked.
Recalling the dream he had just had.
"Do I talk in my sleep?"
"Wang Zhijie!"
Zhao Dezhul roars in anger!
No response ...
"Qin Ke, wake him up!"
Qin Ke nudges Wang Zhijie.
"Brother Jie... Brother Jie..."
Still no response... he's sleeping like a pig.
After a moment of hesitation, he speaks into Wang Zhijie's ear.
"Class is over."
"Let's go!"
Wang Zhijie's head snapped up.
The whole class burst into laughter!
Zhao Dezhul's face darkened!
Seeing the situation turn bad, Wang Zhijie quickly got up.
"Who would have thought that our little Class Three could gather such two talents at the same time!"
"Look at Li Ming, not only does he have good academic performance, but he has also mastered a special ability, and has even started to do good and give back to society!"
"And then look at you two!"
Zhao Dezhu’s remarks became increasingly intense.
Hearing the class teacher's praise, Li Ming smiled smugly.
"Special ability? What special ability?"
Qin Ke was confused by Zhao Dezhu’s words.
Isn't this a geography class?
Qin Ke's eyes drifted towards the blackboard, where it read: The distribution of exotic beasts in the spiritual realm.
Looking at this chalk-written title and the content beneath it, Qin Ke's worldview imploded.
What the hell is this?
Wang Zhijie from the side puffed out his chest and said: “Isn't it just doing a good deed? I did a good deed this morning too. The reason why I was late is that I was helping an old lady cross the road."
Zhao Dezhu was extremely angry.
"Do you even have the face to say it!? Your history teacher told me! This morning, he was buying breakfast outside, and he saw an old lady finally manage to cross the road, and you idiot actually brought her back across! And then you even had the audacity to tell her there's no need to thank you!"
The entire class once again erupted in laughter.
Zhao Dezhu looked at him with disappointment: "As for you, Qin Ke, I really don't know what you're thinking. Out of 40 students in the class, you're now second from the bottom in terms of overall grades. Yet, you're always sleeping in class. You dream of getting into Spirit University with this kind of behavior? You'd better go home and bake sweet potatoes!"
Wang Zhijie couldn't help but laugh.
Zhao Dezhu's face darkened even more.
"Wang Zhijie, why are you laughing? Too arrogant because you're at the top?"
Qin Ke was completely baffled.
Spirit University?
How did Spirit University come up again?
Just as he was puzzled, an electronic voice suddenly rang in his mind.
"Ding! Ten thousand years, it's been ten thousand years, and finally, I've found a suitable host! Dog host, do you know how I've spent these ten thousand years? I was about to self-destruct if I couldn't find you!"
Qin Ke's body trembled.
A system?
As a fine young man of the new century and the most handsome gentleman in his class, who also happens to be irresistibly charming and a favorite among thousands of girls
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— although he hadn't been in many significant circumstances.
However, being well versed in various novel plots, he does know about the system.
It is an indispensable tool for turning the tables from being a mediocre person to a standout!
【This system is an Emotion Collection System. As long as others generate negative emotions because of the host, the host can gain points!】
【Would you like to bind it?】
Qin Ke: "What do you think?"
【I think you're a star! Hurry up and bind it! Hurry!!】
"Alright, alright, I'll bind it. What's with the hostility?"
【Ding, the system is binding... binding successful!】
【Binding successful, offering a one-time newbie ten consecutive draw bonus!】
【Starting the draw!】
【Congratulations, host, you've won a System Blessing. This system wishes you a prosperous and fortunate future!】
【Congratulations, host, you've won a System Blessing. This system wishes you a prosperous and fortunate future!】
【Congratulations, host, you've won a System Blessing. This system wishes you a prosperous and fortunate future!】
Qin Ke: "......"
Damn it!
Three times it's the same blessing.
Even the words of blessing are the same.
Don't you have anything else to say?
【Congratulations, host...】
...
【Congratulations, host, for receiving a blessed wish from the system. I wish you a prosperous future and may all things go your way!】
Qin Ke: That's it? Is that all? What the hell is a blessed wish! Besides wishing, what else can you do?
【Stay calm, don't panic, here's a consolation prize for you, Elixir 999 x 1.】
【Elixir 999, upon taking, a source of spiritual power will arise within your body!】
Qin Ke does not know what Elixir 999 is, and he certainly does not understand what this spiritual power is.
But what he can confirm is that, this world, has undergone some changes
Zhao Dezhu solemnly said: "You two, follow me to the office."
...
Inside the office.
Zhao Dezhu was sitting in the chair, crossing his legs.
Due to his unzipped pants, a striking red color was revealed in the crotch of his black suit pants.
He took out a cigar, leaned back in the chair, and lit it up.
"More than one teacher has reported that both of you routinely fall asleep in class. We're going to need to call your parents in," said the teacher.
Scratching his head, Qin Ke replied, "Um, sir, there's no one at home."
Zhao Dezhu asked in confusion, "What do you mean 'no one'? What about your grandfather?"
Qin Ke said: "Teacher Zhao, you've forgotten. My grandfather passed away just two months ago. You even came to my house for the funeral and praised my father for the excellent arrangement. You also mentioned that when your father dies, you want it to be similarly done..."
Unable to contain himself, Wang Zhijie laughed out loud.
"I'm damn shocked!!"
【Ding, Zhao Dezhu's negative emotion score +789!】
So that's how this crazy system works.
Zhao Dezhu, completely baffled, retorted: "Nonsense, when did I ever say that?!"
"But you did, you said you'd work hard to earn money so you can hold a grand event when your father passes... But you probably drank too much that night..."
【Ding, Zhao Dezhu's negative emotion score +888!】
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